I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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