Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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