After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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