i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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