Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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