..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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