Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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