Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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