Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
do herpes really smell.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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