when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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