the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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