I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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