The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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