how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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