I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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