You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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