i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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