Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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