I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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