Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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