don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina