he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships