Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize