Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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