I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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