I'm so fucking centered right now
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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