therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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