Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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