Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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