Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize