I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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