The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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