rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There r osticjed everywhere
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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