I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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