just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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