I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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