Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
At least make sure they are 18
Why
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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