Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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