my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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