love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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