Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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