she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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