i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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