Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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