I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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