I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
is it fun? or sober?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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