I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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