I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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