So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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