The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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