D3 body, D1 cock
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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