I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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