i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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