4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
and you said cock pushups were impossible
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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