hotel room ftw
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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