Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Found your dick twin last night
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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