I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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