Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
look no pants
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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